If you're a parent in Al-Raqqah, you curse the fates as you inevitably watch your sweet boychik grow up to be an ISIS decapitator. If you're a divorced celebrity couple, you await your daughter's first grown up nudes. She's... READ MORE

A bunch of actors and Rob Reiner all got together at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser and decided to make a movie about how the Bush administration lied about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq as a pretext for invasion... READ MORE

Mariah Carey is avoiding the depression of her engagement break by funneling her energy back into her work. Largely pretending her pipes are still functioning behind that massive wall of complicated chest procedures. READ MORE

Victoria's Secret isn't losing business to upstart full-figure lingerie companies as media accounts might lead you to believe. They're huring because American women are buying a shit ton of sports bras instead of the old school lacey numbers. READ MORE

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters,... READ MORE

There has to come some time when you have millions of impressionable Instagram followers that you consider potential damage you might do to strangers. Most of those followers are young women and most have no clue you're putting shit... READ MORE

The British royal watching world is a flutter because that's their static state. Lots of fucking fluttering. More so now that Prince Harry is dating an American, who also happens to be half-black, and also happens to be divorced. READ MORE

A large majority of major media outlet bloggers are now young females. That makes it impossible to escape the barrage of feel good stories where women are adulated for owning the world for some messaging endeavor that before social... READ MORE

Dia de los Muertes is the Mexican holiday where you celebrate your deceased family members. Like the seventeen recently beheaded by the Sinaloan cartel in a hair straightening shop in Jalisco. READ MORE

Nicole Scherzinger is a solid reminder that slender Hawaiian chicks with big full breasts generally do well for themselves. Scherzinger's always been good looking, something she merged with her more middling musical talent to be cast in numerous chick... READ MORE