Because lesbian relationships necessarily involve two chicks you can always count on twice the crazy. It makes lesbian life rather dramatic when both people in a relationship might at any time light the other person's possessions on fire or... READ MORE

The annual Miss BumBum contest took place in Brazil for the tenth time this year. That thing seems to occur on a calendar of whenever Paolo's backyard is available and his old lady is out of town. Still, it's... READ MORE

It's hard to describe the level of grief taking place in Los Angeles and similar environs over the demise of Hillary Clinton. It's more than merely the protest marches, the angry social media rants, and the threats to move... READ MORE

Because sometimes stupid money goes outside, the Kardashians continue to open up storefronts in Los Angeles, Miami, and Vegas. A chance for young women to pay thrice retail markup for shmata made in the exact same factory as the... READ MORE

Nobody posts your underaged tit photos quite like mom. Mother is your biggest fan. Literally. Tracie Beer keeps up her Instagram account doting on her teen daughter and her daughter's large breasts she brought to Hollywood to be a... READ MORE

Ariel Winter's people put out a shit ton of press releases about her new haircut. It's like fighting the tide, unless you're going to talk about those tits of hers she wears out bare eight days a week in... READ MORE

There are no more prescient pollsters in this world than hungry vaguely international models. They can read the prevailing winds like Frank Luntz with a magical vagina. Does that dude have real money or is that Lambo rented? Will... READ MORE

For all the institutionalized griping over being a working mom, this Brazilian chick makes it look pretty easy. She's got the requisite two or three offspring with a handsome man to whom she's not really married. READ MORE

Alison Jackson actually makes a decent living as an artist so you must give her some deference to rank commercialism. If you're going to spend dollars doctoring up a Trump lookalike and a reasonable set, you're not going to... READ MORE

Tara Reid had her shot at burning out. She's defaulted into fade away. About a pound a week. The woman locked up on a leash in a cargo container in Carolina came out looking ruddier after two months in... READ MORE