They give trophies to kids for everything these days. There ought be one for young chicks who complain about how their teen life was ruined by having everybody staring at their overgrown tits then promptly making sure everybody stares... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don't be fooled. She's not smart. Khloe's friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.'s daughter is becoming too slender. READ MORE

Schon magazine claims to be for the professional, the visionary, and the socialite. Fuck I don't qualify to read your global style magazine. It's time to stare at Frances Bean Cobain's bare tits. READ MORE

Larsa Pippen is handling her pending divorce with Scottie Pippen by putting on a brave face and going to the beach daily in Miami. This is also how she handled her marriage and what served as her primary occupation... READ MORE

Internet memes thrive when they provide for two prerequisites: tits and a very low barrier to entry. Much life like itself. The new craze for people seeking attention online is the mannequin challenge. READ MORE

The forever lasting election cycle consumed the media and lazy news outlets and proved to be a huge boon for cheesecake models. Big fake tits don't get you noticed in this town like previous generations. You throw in a... READ MORE

People who don't want their failed run of unintelligent politically correct epitaphs to end merely because the election is over are now criticizng the casting of Scarlet Johansson in the lead role of naked chick in the Japanese classic... READ MORE

In the midst of post-election turmoil by up to one-tenth of one percent of the population, the nation is completely missing out on numerous important news stories. The Taliban have claimed more territory in Afghanistan than they've had since... READ MORE

Chicks who fuck Thor and give birth to three kids and turn forty and still drance around in lingerie are to be cherished and kept sacred. Imagine how many times you have to reassure Chris Hemsworth he's a real... READ MORE

Whoever the fuck is packaging Mariah Carey into those undesized costumes deserves some kind of Tony Award or whatever they hand out for structural engineering breakthroughs. READ MORE