In Hollywood you can have five abortions, three in-patient rehab visits, and four marriages and take home the Sojourner Truth Award, but if you fix that bump you hate in your nose you have to concoct a public mea... READ MORE

At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready? READ MORE

If there's one lesson to be learned in the modern economy that no candidate will ever speak it's, you're on your own. Nobody is going to give you jack shit and all the local legacy jobs are gone. Grandpa... READ MORE

Not everything was better in the old days. Good looking chicks who didn't get tapped for traditional modeling careers often straggled back to community college and dental hygienist certifications and you never got to see them mostly naked without... READ MORE

The upside of fucking Leonardo DiCpario is a rapid rise in your career prospects post-coital. The downside is every single article written about you thereafter refers to you as DiCaprio's former girlfriend before mentioning your name. READ MORE

There's a reason nature didn't evolve women who were both hot and smart. For the very same reason the vast majority of offensive tackles aren't majoring in engineering. Smart attractive women or smart huge strong guys in any reasonable... READ MORE

It's unclear if this aspiring model and future reality show side piece goes out with no pants or underpants on in the hopes of having her bare snatch captured on camera or she's brilliant but completely insane, like John... READ MORE

Every few months Iggy Azalea comes out and admits another part on her body isn't entirely natural. That's no way to win back your reputation. Or the men who imagined fucking you from behind while watching the ballgame and... READ MORE

Harper's Bazaar named Rosie Huntington-Whiteley their Businesswoman of the Year because she has a lingerie line in a department store, had a contract to promote UGG, and a deal with some company that makes unecessarily expensive jeans. In short,... READ MORE

A wave of anti-semitism overcame Emmy Rossum on Twitter. She claimed it came from Trump supporters in response to her pro-Hillary comments. When pressed on the specifics, Rossum produced one Tweet from some asshole that included a doctored photo... READ MORE