Sure you were blessed with good genes, but can you take that to the next level and add travel tips on moisturizing and packing beach dress coverups for moving between hotel room and shoreline. It's unclear if models are... READ MORE

Jesus, PETA what now? It started with preventing ranchers from forcing farm animal genitals first into the extruder. We all winced and said, fine. Now it's no wool. That's fucking hair. READ MORE

Mariah Carey is seeking revenge on her ex-fiance the best way possible, inflating her breasts and cinching her waist until her duodenom becomes clogged with last night's Pepperidge Farm binge. READ MORE

Nick Cannon has been very outspoken in his condemnation of the American political system for disenfranchising black citizens. Cannon is one of the many black voters who chose not to vote on November 8th out of protest for the... READ MORE

Hot American chicks look to marry pro athletes because they are at the top of the U.S. man trophy chart. Also, big black dudes are a great subconscious way to get back at dad. READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen split her time at the teeny bopper friendly American Music Awards between Tweeting anti-Trump zingers and flashing her bare vagina on the red carpet. READ MORE

Tracy Anderson is the tiny little L.A. based fitness guru who numerous high profile celebrity clients thank for looking amazing in dresses and bikinis well into their 30's and 40's. Anderson herself doesn't appear to have any of her... READ MORE

Who said crime doesn't pay? Not the girl making a living by reporting false crimes to re-negotiate more favorable contract terms to her music. The Billboard Women in Music Awards in December will honor Kesha with their Trailblazer Award. READ MORE

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do... READ MORE

The financial and emotional backers of Kesha's lawsuits against Dr. Luke have slowly backed away in light of the fact that the legal actions got nowhere and even Taylor Swift doesn't like to keep dropping $250,000 in an effort... READ MORE