Women's magazines alone are now able to produce cliche cheesecake shots of women without fear of an enraged hashtag. They provide much needed mitigating context for the sexual objectification of women. That context being, we're women, we can't possibly... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa has a long history of helping out animals. Some that used to pay her handsomely for dates. Others smaller and furrier and in need of rescue. READ MORE

Irina Shayk is pregnant. Out of decorum, news outlets are refusing to state definitively that the baby belongs to Bradley Cooper who's been fucking Shayk for almost a year now. Though that decorum makes Shayk seem even sluttier. READ MORE

You'll never grow if you don't expand your universe. That's the kind of shit you might hear from a tranny hooker looking to take your fifty bucks on the lonely side of town. This transgender model used to be... READ MORE

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch... READ MORE

These two arthritic super-villains continue to roam the streets of the fair city unabated. Cheap body suits, Daisy Dukes, wigs, and thongs that must certainly smell like bad hummus. Which also smells like good hummus which makes the product... READ MORE

Fuck it. Today's the day to lament how everything that was once perfect has now been ruined. Blame the kowtowing of popular culture to the snowflake's unstoppable thirst for nobody's feelings to ever be hurt. READ MORE

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large... READ MORE

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. READ MORE

I don't know shit about fashion. I'd still advise a deformed fat woman from wearing a purple jumpsuit. There's nothing to be gained by having strangers whistle up the oompa loompas to roll you to the juicing room. Racists. READ MORE