It's a tough spot to be a titty model pro-Hillary feminist these days. Like being an anti-roids professional wrestler or a politician who still fucks his own wife. Emily Ratajkowski makes her bones by way of a truly noteoworthy... READ MORE

It's hard to explain the love affair between the New York City tourism board and Mariah Carey. She's become the unequivocal symbol of Yuletide celebration in the Big Apple. Either they're aged fanboys who giddily remember her dating Derek... READ MORE

Carla Howe and her twin sister Melissa thought conquering American reality show whore space was as simple as imitating the Kardashian playbook. So many have tried and failed down the same rabbit hole. READ MORE

Kim Zociak is breaking in two directions. Her face into something Versace as various sinew grafts and subdermal tissue begin to collapse upon themselves like a poorly constructed New Orleans levee, and her body into something that used to... READ MORE

Bella Hadid is living the dream. Modeling brick and mortar and virtual nip slips in obscure style magazines. That and dating the weird white black dude edges her ever closer to some kind of scavenger hunt checklist her mom... READ MORE

Here's a sign you're not to on the ball even by Romanian prostitution standards. You give yourself a fake Western name and spell Alexandra with two 'e's' in order to fuck up all your SEO. READ MORE

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no... READ MORE

PETA has become the last refuge of blond chicks with enormous tits and tiny prospects. Professional wrestling has literally outgrown them. It's unclear what if any progress PETA has made in improving the lives of animals, but if women... READ MORE

Science has yet to figure out how to cure the aging process. Stop gap measures don't seem to be gaining much ground. Look to the wealthy Bravo Housewives for the prime example of 40-something women who devote their lives... READ MORE

Women going out for the evening without underpants used to have a very limited upside. You weren't necessarily shuffled up to the VIP room to meet the visiting royals and Haliburton execs. But the bartender would fuck you in... READ MORE