Being a bikini model at thirty requires numerous considerations about how to frame your continuing work as an actual career. That goes beyond the physical toll to maintain your shape. At some point it becomes about a profound rationale... READ MORE

Men love porn. Women love shit that is exactly the same as porn but has more socially acceptable names. Like outlet shopping or mocha anything. READ MORE

In a blow to men who love their women resembling prebuscent girls, a new medical study finds that women who shave their pubes are far more likely to carry STDs. Or the more politically correct STIs, because calling herpes... READ MORE

This chick is either getting skinnier or her tits are getting bigger or both. Proportionality isn't a simple science. Millions of dollars are in the balance. Have you seen her act? READ MORE

The GQ Men of the Year awards are very much like a Charlie Sheen rager. You can see all the obviously hot girls with big tits everywhere, but somehow guys are still coming home with The AIDS. READ MORE

While Gigi Hadid's sister and mother must contend with self-diagnosed lyme disease and the various available Amazon home-blood transfusion kits that go with, Gigi has herself been keeping silent about her own Hashimoto's disease. READ MORE

Mick Jagger had his eighth kid by his fifth baby mama. He's been fucking babies into women for forty-six years now. The David Bowie years don't count as they produced no children. Jaggers's the pruny white sire equivalent of... READ MORE

People with tons of leisure time will invent any number of schemes to fill their calendar. This is why we're forced to pretend golf is a real sport or that nature has a need for exotic dogs. Art Basel... READ MORE

According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by "What a clueless tard... did... READ MORE

Brazilians accept the fact that their annual hottest ass contest takes place about every six weeks and is primarily an excuse for older rich guys to hang around desperately competitive young women and get laid. So the very same... READ MORE