The Poles don't have a ton of homegrown international talent so their tabloids repeatedly claim their ex-pats or anybody with an ethnically Polish name as a native son. Or more often daughter. Emily Ratajkowski, Joanna Krupa, and this chick,... READ MORE

At some point when you're married to an actor who's spending four months filming romantic scenes with a young blond who digs weed and makes toilet jokes you have to concede he's probably fucking her. READ MORE

This is the chick that Kate Beckinsale's husband left her for because she looks a ton like Kate Beckinsale only much younger and with less children having been pushed through her vagina. READ MORE

It's no business to me who another man is fucking. But if you're going to insist on having your publicity department funnel an endless series of insider stories and photos of your client's new totally heterosexual hardon Lothario, people... READ MORE

The latest merchandising craze for models and celebrities is signature lingerie lines. Not factored into the gender wage gap mythology is the vast array of crap female celebrities sell to women while men are limited to Adrian Brody looking... READ MORE

As a general rule, never trust a woman who fucks on camera for a living. It's a dirty job in a horrific industry that requires a thick skin and tons of survival mode instincts. When you see a porn... READ MORE

Who knew Kate Moss had a half sister whose eighteen and also a blond model with small tits and a flat ass? This is like the chance to watch Kate Moss grow up again without drugs and smokes and... READ MORE

In the future, everybody in Hollywood will have a comic-book adapted TV show of movie. That future is now. Vanessa Hudgens has a new show on NBC based in the DC universe called Powerless. READ MORE

If you're looking for a measuring stick to assess which inflated bikini model to take as your wife, consider the woman who pours water on her tits on the coldest day in Los Angeles and still maintains a smile. READ MORE

You can't mention the word gender equality without thinking about how Procter & Gamble cons women into buying a ton of household and beauty products largely soap and water. READ MORE