Cindy Crawford has been on a running rant about trolls on social media complaining about her aging looks. Something you simply don't expect when you're fifty and still posting half naked selfies and magazine shots of you with no... READ MORE

Not sure how long the Advent lasts in the world of plus sized women models, but they're still cranking out these videos. Ashley Graham in a tight corset is no way to get Jesus hankering for a comeback. READ MORE

There's no more stark visual refence of time than seeing an eighteen year old girl in her bikini and her forty-eight year old mom going even tinier on the two piece. READ MORE

The best lesbians are the fake hot ones who make out a lot half naked in photos for money. Followed in second by that chick on your company softball team who has a level swing and pounds the ball... READ MORE

Every rule has an exception. This Guess model is blond with big tubes and she's also smart. She graduated last year from Duke University, which has been in the news of late or the past fifty years for matriculating... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid was named Model of the Year by the international body that oversees such accolades and accreditations. Worth noting that there is no similar designation for nuclear physicists. READ MORE

Among the set of fifty or so rappers with a single fake name, Future seems a noteworthy master of his domain. He's fucking everybody famous. Or every light skinned black model and celebrity. Everybody has a category run making... READ MORE

Suki Waterhouse is famous for looking twelve when Bradley Cooper started fucking her a couple years ago. It's not a huge skill, but it proved to be very important to Bradley Cooper's orgasms at the time. READ MORE

The life expectancy of an MTV reality show cast member settles in right around your sub-Saharan nation with ebola water enemas. You're lucky to get off with a moderate heroin habit and a series of non-violent felony arrests. READ MORE

The journey of Khloe Kardashian since putting her head through a windshield and stunting her intellectual growth at a Kardashian seventeen, or around a standard twelve has been one of struggle, triumph, and tons of fucking and swearing and... READ MORE