It’s been a while since we heard about any significant developments between ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande, and naturally people assumed that he sucked her dry before... READ MORE

"I thought just porn stars did that, I didn't know that human, real girls do that. They're just terrible people, I just figured that's their purpose." READ MORE

Pete Davidson has a problem with succeeding in most things he involves himself in, from comedy to killing himself, he just fails miserably at it all. He claims that he’s battling mental illness. He opened up about a time... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jul 30, 2018 at 12:16am PDT   Writing about ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande... READ MORE

  His hair is Harlow gold. His lips sweet surprise. His hands are never cold. He’s got butthole eyes. This is is the sentiment shared by Barstool Sports regarding the look of ugly ass son of a bitch vampire... READ MORE

  Thanks to a police arrest, we have new insight as to what ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and his friends are up to at 4 AM on a Monday. Hint: It rhymes with hugs.... READ MORE

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

Ariana Grande is the more important person in her relationship. But if you’re like most people and don’t know her boyfriend Pete Davidson from a can of paint, you would swear he’s the pop singing sensation providing the people... READ MORE

After he overdoses in about a week, the fact that he blinks twice and then basically never again in the clip will be useful for the coroner. READ MORE

When Pete “you’ve probably never heard of me prior to dating Ariana Grande” Davidson isn’t playing the role of an unconvincing homosexual roommate in heartwarming interracial Netflix Original romcoms, he’s telling insensitive jokes and stepping on the toes of... READ MORE