ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR – had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN – has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow... READ MORE

I know what you’re thinking. You’re asking yourself, “Do these pictures show Miranda Kerr modeling in LA this week? Didn’t she just get married to Orlando Bloom? Why does she look so fat?” Yes, yes, and because she’s pregnant.... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they’ve always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only... READ MORE

PAGET BREWSTER – is the best comedic actress in Hollywood (and she does amazing impressions of black people), so I’m selfishly happy that CBS is run by fumbling idiots who plan on essentially firing the entire female cast of... READ MORE

Oh that’s weird. I saved a picture of Orlando Bloom walking around a yacht with no shirt on as the banner picture but instead my computer posted a picture of Miranda Kerrs ass. My computer must be homophobic. That’s... READ MORE

I was trying to think of some reasons to call Orlando Bloom an asshole because I resent him being at Cannes on a yacht with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, but then it dawned on me I’ve never heard... READ MORE

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of "Sympathy for Delicious" today with some big fake tattoos and snug leather pants.  He’s a wispy little fella, isn’t he.  I wonder if he still dates that hot model chick.  Because... READ MORE

Australian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr and her boyfriend Orlando Bloom hung out topless and naked around the pool yesterday at the Awesome Life Hotel in FanatsyLand, Heaven.  And good for them.  Those two kids deserve a break in... READ MORE

If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last night trying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on.  I think.  It's a little confusing.  At one point... READ MORE

OK! magazine says that Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom may have gone public with their new relationship when they secretly arrived together Wednesday night at the Hennessy Artistry party at Paramount Studios.  OK! says: “They slipped in a little... READ MORE