Christmastime is usually all about Jesus and Santa and a homosexual reindeer, but today it's also about nude celebrities doing things like sucking on peens and lactating thanks to Mr. Skin's 12 Days Of Titsmas! Check out the PG... READ MORE

Television this weekend was full of tit, with the usual suspect series delivering all that we've come to expect with our cable packages. The Girlfriend Experience brought five-inch-long nips from Louisa Krause while Carmen Ejogo was all about the old man porking half areola. Shanola Hampton... READ MORE

Nobody thinks of the Germans until something bad happens with Germany. That's an inferior public relations position. You're the John Travolta of nations. Be like Sweden. Export funny girls and decent porn. When bad shit happens in Sweden, the... READ MORE

It's hard to remember how people got dressed in the morning before YouTube style influencers with foreign accents took on millions of daily viewers pretending to process TPS forms in their cubicles. It's like conjuring up how you got... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin is proof that young women can have it all today. Low pay topless modeling gigs, rehab, and dinners with gaysian power shoe designers. It's what Mary Tyler Moore would be doing today if she wasn't dead. 

Never invite a hooker into your home. Unlike vampires, this one sucks dick, but only until she gets what she wants. Which is money. Blood letting would be quicker. And more sanitary.