Sometimes I say mean things. Sometimes I say things that I don’t mean. But the rule of thumb when saying either is to start your sentence off with “no offense” or end it with “haha, just kidding” and you’re... READ MORE

During last night’s Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas, Miss Utah Marissa Powell was asked about how women in 40 percent of American households are the primary earners, but still earn less than men, and what that says about... READ MORE

After all of the promotional bikini-wearing and following the preliminary bikini-wearing, a new Miss USA was finally selected in Las Vegas last night, and the girl whose life is forever altered is Erin Brady of Connecticut. Erin plans to... READ MORE

Yesterday, we brought you the incredibly important news that four former Miss USA winners – Shanna Moakler, Susie Castillo, Shandi Finnessey and Alyssa Campanella – took off all of their clothes and covered their breasts for PETA. A braver... READ MORE

If these girls truly cared about animals, they’d show us their tits. You’re half in ladies? Fine. I’m skinning a mink alive tonight. READ MORE

The 2013 Miss USA Preliminary Competition took place last night at the PH Live at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, as women from all 50 states and the District of Columbia started competing for the honor... READ MORE

Say what you want about Donald Trump – he’s an egomaniacal monster with hair that was scraped off the floor of an animal kill shelter or he’s a brilliant social troll who knows how to keep his name relevant... READ MORE

Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin was on the Today show this morning repeating her claims that the Miss Universe pageant, or at least the Miss USA portion which was held last weekend, is rigged. She’s already resigned her crown and... READ MORE

2010 Miss USA Rima Fakih was in Vegas at the Mandaly Bay pool yesterday to promote the Miss Universe pageant, and mission accomplished. Because not once did the Miss Universe pageant cross my mind this week, but then a... READ MORE