BATMAN 3 – Gary Oldham told fans at Comic-Con today that Batman 3 starts shooting next year. No one knows what the storyline might be, but I bet a Batman movie where Megan Fox gives a series of blowjobs... READ MORE

The Mirror said earlier this week that the dude in the picture above (the one leaning forward. the guy in the sombrero) is named Omer Bhatti, and they claimed he was Michael Jacksons “secret son”. But today MSNBC says... READ MORE

Much has been made of the mysterious stranger who sat with the Jackson family during Michael’s memorial, directly in between Janet and Michaels son Prince. So who the hell was he? Mirror UK, is there something you’d like to... READ MORE

After a series of private discussions, the Jackson family have decided to bury Michael to sue the people responsible for Michaels death. Just as soon as they figure out who that might be, if indeed it was anyone.  Radar... READ MORE

(UPDATE NOTE – um, feel free to email me when I do things like post the wrong video. you’re supposed to stop me before I make an ass out of myself, ya know) Joe Jackson was on Larry King... READ MORE

The former gay lover of Michael Jackson’s dermatologist (every single word so far makes me uncomfortable) says Michael was sterile because Joe Jackson once kicked him in the nuts so hard it left permanent damage.  I spoke too soon. ... READ MORE

I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe Jackson. Because you never know when Joe might punch you in the face or sodomize you. It would make bedtime more exciting! Despite... READ MORE

Last week Radar Online reported that the LAPD were not prepared to rule out homicide as the cause of Michael Jacksons death. Now TMZ adds, “because it was maybe homicide”. …the LAPD is already treating Michael Jackson’s death as... READ MORE

Debbie Rowe, the, um, mother(?) for Michael Jackson’s two oldest kids has agreed to not seek custody. In exchange she has been assured that legal safeguards will be put in place to ensure the kids are raised in a... READ MORE

BRUNO – as expected won the box office this weekend, pulling in $30.4m in it’s debut. That’s way less than the 50m some Hollywood insiders were suggesting on Friday, but keep in mind, no one in Hollywood has any... READ MORE