Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson died? No for real. And today the Los Angeles County coroner officially ruled his death a homicide, saying a lethal dose of the sedative propofol directly caused his death. In part the... READ MORE

If you don’t know, and really why would you, KTLA is the CW affiliate in Los Angeles. They carry all the Clipper games and used to carry the Dodgers and one of the news anchors dates the mayor. A... READ MORE

Fox News says today that Michael Jackson’s personal physician, not the white one but the black one, will be charged with manslaughter within the next two weeks. But the white guy is screwed too. Dr. Conrad Murray (has) admitted... READ MORE

MICHAEL JACKSON – The AP confirms today he will be buried on August 29, but that “details about the ceremony have been tightly guarded.” They go on to confirm that Jackson will be buried in a private ceremony at... READ MORE

Nine days ago, the London paper the Mirror said Michael Jackson had been quietly buried the day before in a secret ceremony so fans wouldn’t know where he was. They said… The King of Pop was quietly buried at... READ MORE

JOE ROGAN – pee’s in a cup and then drinks it in this video. And he gets some radio DJ to do the same. So in a way it’s like 2 Girls 1 Cup, except it’s guys and their... READ MORE

This seems incredibly hard to believe, but a London tabloid, and not even one of the good ones, is claiming that Michael Jackson was quietly buried this weekend at Forrest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills, and it all happened... READ MORE

After much speculation, law enforcement officials say there is essentially no doubt that Michael Jackson was killed by Dr. Conrad Murray after he injected Jackson with a lethal cocktail of powerful sedatives. The AP says… …the type of sedatives... READ MORE

MICHAEL JACKSON – Joe Jackson confirmed today that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jacksons biological son. “Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did. He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson.... READ MORE

Michael Jackson died 36 days ago, and there’s still no plan to, you know, bury him, but the family has had more important things to do. Like deciding who raises the kids. In other words, who gets the money.... READ MORE