CONAN O’BRIEN – will host the premiere of his new TBS show tonight, and he says one thing to look for on the new show is him forgiving Andy Richter: “Because you know it was him that f—ed up.... READ MORE

CARLOS MENCIA – steals jokes. This of course was a bigger story when Joe Rogan confronted him on stage 3 years ago (video and backstory here), but this morning Opie and Anthony played an audio clip where Carlos actually... READ MORE

That hot little number in the video above is Jason Pfeiffer, who claims he and Michael Jackson had a sexual affair that was still going on, even in Jacksons final days. Pfeiffer worked for Jacksons dermatologist, Dr. Arnold Klein,... READ MORE

TIGER WOODS AND ELIN NORDEGREN – are on the cover of the New York Post this morning, photographed together for the first time since his car wreck in late November. And it’s the most offensively boring picture that anyone... READ MORE

MICHAEL JACKSON – had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t... READ MORE

OK GO – has made another video for ‘This Too Shall Pass’, this one built around a Rube Goldberg machine that took 4 months to build. It’s a panoply of complex triggers and engineering. In related news, I learned... READ MORE

Although difficult to understand at times, the call from the ambulance to the hospital that pronounced Michael Jackson dead on June 25th has leaked online, which is bad news for Dr. Conrad Murray, who claimed Jackson was only a... READ MORE

For years people have been saying, “Michael Jackson sure does have an interesting look. What’s his secret?” Would you believe it had to do with drugs and barbaric cosmetic procedures? Yes I assumed you would. Fox News says… Sixty-one... READ MORE

Dr. Conrad Murray of course is the doctor who’s accused of killing Michael Jackson, albeit unintentionally. His attorneys have been meeting with the LAPD all week and he will attempt to surrender later today, but the worthless dipshits entrusted... READ MORE

POINTLESS NUDITY – Playboy model Tiffany Ryan is short, skinny, and has huge breasts. If she were Asian with dark red hair she’d be the perfect human girl, a quantum leap in genetic evolution, an event so without precedent... READ MORE