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Mick Jagger’s 29 Year Old Girlfriend Gives Birth (Matt’s Take on The Crone)

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Through the aid of pharmaceutical technology and a shit load of money Mick Jagger impregnated this ballerina. She's 29. He's dead. You weren't going to continue ballet dancing forever, especially when the market for it doesn't exist. READ MORE

Ballerina Melanie Hamrick Gives Mick Jagger Another Baby

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mick Jagger had his eighth kid by his fifth baby mama. He's been fucking babies into women for forty-six years now. The David Bowie years don't count as they produced no children. Jaggers's the pruny white sire equivalent of... READ MORE

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