Mama June from the Retards Make Welfare Babies reality show hosted an evening at the Crazy Horse strip club triangulated between seventeen telemarketing operations in Florida. Even understanding that asking an obese product of incest to serve as the... READ MORE

Mama June alerted the press that she is bisexual. Perhaps she is capitalizing on Bruce Jenner’s revelation that he is a straight woman’s spirit animal who’s not into cock. June’s assertion comes as a setback to the LGBT movement and... READ MORE

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news.... READ MORE

Mama June has been having trouble explaining to her children that the guy who fathered one or more of them is a convicted child rapist named Mark McDaniel whom she has most likely been blowing while wearing Hello Kitty... READ MORE

Mama June’s daughter Anne Marie “Chickadee” Cardwell, who was molested by her mother’s boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you’ve thought about... READ MORE

You only have to watch a few episodes of Law and Order SVU to realize it’s illegal to bring convicted sex offenders around children. Mama June must have missed this while stuffing her gob with bon bons and farming... READ MORE

Mama June apparently planned on getting back together with the guy who molested her daughter once he got out of prison for molesting her daughter. According to vaguely sourced TMZ reports she kept a box of photos of her... READ MORE

Mama June, the human toilet known for shitting out Honey Boo Boo, is dating Mark McDaniel, a child molester who previously forced an eight year old to blow him and served ten years in prison. Making it slightly worse... READ MORE

Love officially got cancer today when it was announced that Mama June, the Hutt that shat out the mini-me turd known as Honey Boo Boo, has split from her husband Sugar Bear. Apparently, he cheated on her. I can’t... READ MORE

Ever since Maxim magazine named Miley Cyrus the No. 1 woman on its Hot 100 list back in May, a lot of people have made fun of the decision because the singer sometimes looks like the real life version... READ MORE