If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I’m selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That’s a boss move. All the world’s... READ MORE

Pudgy heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is still slaying major ass including possibly Rihanna. The two were seen canoodling at the Playboy mansion. If you also can’t imagine wanting to talk to Rihanna for more than two minutes, then you’d think they’re... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio has entered the Marlon Brando portion of his blessed life. Beard, pony tail, ten girls in bikinis on some tropic island plus some dude for security to prevent gang rape before the gang rape whistle blows. DiCaprio... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio might be the sole human person at Art Basel in Miami who understands the true purpose of the pretentious event — bang the mustard out of ambitious young models hoping to build entries for their herpetic celebrity... READ MORE

Apparently, Emma Watson is our new Goodwill Ambassador for United Nations Women. I hope that’s not like Macy’s Women where they sell all the fat clothes. Watson serves the interests of the women of this planet and should we... READ MORE

Every time I see a picture of another model Leonardo Dicaprio is nailing, I get a little more jealous. I try not to, but that green-eyed monster is a bitch. Jealousy I mean, not this buck toothed Teuton. I... READ MORE

Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro will reportedly each make $13 million dollars for two days filming a short movie to promote a new casino in Macau. The Studio City is a movie themed mega casino, which should... READ MORE

Internet entrepreneur and pretend millionaire bachelor on Millionaire Matchmaker, Andrew Stern was apparently having a meltdown over his wife and former Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary when he shot himself in the head. Stern was reportedly pissed that... READ MORE

There was a time when I was pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio was gay. He’s kind of fetching and that whole supermodel dating thing has been a long time down low cover for male celebrities. But now I realize I... READ MORE

First, George Clooney finally decided to settle down and get married for a second time to lawyer Amal Alamuddin, who doesn’t look anything like the women he has typically dated, but played hard to get enough to make him... READ MORE