On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss the fucked up Meg Ryan face, dudes donating their sperm to lesbians in Target bathrooms, porn stars being tit punched, Valedictorians screeching about their illegal status, and celebrities making... READ MORE

On this week's show Matt and I delve into the profound topics of Johnny Deep iPhoning Amber Heard, Ludacris demanding extra large condoms when performing at colleges, Facebook and Paypal billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling Hulk Hogan's legal team, and... READ MORE

On this week's show we cover the all important matters of Chris Brown's baby mama whore-imaging their toddler daughter, Donald Trump being lynched for having a dick, Tess Holiday being the most morbidly obese naked pregnant fat health person... READ MORE

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I tackled the tough subjects of vegans seduced by meat, Calvin Klein seducing the underraged, Gwyneth Paltrow cash seduction by way of gold plated dildos, and Ronan Farrow and... READ MORE

On this week's podcast Matt and I get into the weeds on what Caitlyn Jenner might look like naked, how the singer Grimes' account of sex crimes in the music industry doesn't even compare to Kesha's bogus charges of... READ MORE

On this week's podcast Matt and I wonder if there's any kind of porn that wouldn't get half a million views, consider if Blac Chyna is a bad or good whore, evaluate Leonardo DiCaprio's pussy chemtrail, and consider the... READ MORE

The entire show this week was thrown into upheaval when Prince died. Like every other media outlet we moved immediately to endless coverage of people who barely knew Prince providing insight into the tiny man’s life. Like not knowing... READ MORE

We’ve reached a milestone of forty-one episodes. In podcast terms we can now syndicate to Bolivian naranjas dealers at the bottom of freeway exit ramps. This week’s episodes covers the feverishly important topics of Ted Cruz’s chunky soup love,... READ MORE

People concerned with government censorship tend to dramatically exaggerate the practical problem. I think we mentioned banging Obama’s daughter twenty episodes ago and we’re still around. I am being audited. So there’s that. As long as I’m not disappeared... READ MORE

Studies have shown that a solid percentage of people who watch the evening news suffer from less depression and crotch itch if they simply start tuning out. Reviewing the ten most horrible things that happened in your metropolis on... READ MORE