On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of... READ MORE

I’ve never heard of Lacey Schwimmer, but she was playing basketball in a bikini top with Romeo before rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars in West Hollywood yesterday, so I assume she’s one of the pro dancers. I also... READ MORE

BRITNEY SPEARS – and her agent/boyfriend took to the pool this weekend outside her house in LA.  She’s taken her hair from blond to brown, while he went from brown to blond.  Just imagine all the fascinating conversations these... READ MORE