Kim is allegedly uncomfortable with her rump. Me too. I can’t fathom what would trigger such an epiphany? Maybe she grew tired of her excess tush touching the floor every time she parked it on a normal toilet not... READ MORE

All we have to do is look at history to see that all great leaders are subject to assassination at some point. Julius Caesar, a dagger to the back. John F. Kennedy, a bullet to the brain. Kris Jenner,... READ MORE

Whenever a Jenndashian comes down from the unique buzz created by the mixing of seeping ass implant juices and lint covered horse Xanax from the bottom of Kris Jenner’s purse (allegedly, don’t sue) she must turn to the “How do... READ MORE