You take after your mother is something you say to a girl by way of compliment. If your mother is Kim Zolciak, it's a moral indictment. 

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Kim Zolciak made the news when her four year old son filled out a class questionnaire "introducing" his father and mentioned that he likes his dad because his dad lets him hold his real gun. The preschool worksheet came... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak who makes babies with men who can support her desire to live in a mansion and look fuckable from a distance into her fifties is taking a stand against people suggesting her nineteen year old daughter has... READ MORE

Kim Zociak is breaking in two directions. Her face into something Versace as various sinew grafts and subdermal tissue begin to collapse upon themselves like a poorly constructed New Orleans levee, and her body into something that used to... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak brought her daughter Brielle back to Los Angeles in search of opportunities. Two-for-one deals on blonde hair extensions and oversized Top Gun aviators means somebody's looking like twinsies. Mom wore bar code that if you scan with... READ MORE

The circle is now complete. Kim Zolciak famous for making babies with lots of men, the most recent of whom was just cut from the Buffalo Bills so, there will be a next one, has turned her older daughter... READ MORE

There comes that moment as a parent when you need to look your kid over and be honest with yourself about their potential. Not everybody's going to invent a social media app. That's when you get down to lining... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak went on vacation to re-stock photos of her tits and her teen daughters tits and an occasional peek at her husband who pays for all this shit while making plans to meet his lower maintenance girlfriend. They’re... READ MORE

The biggest problem in bitching about Kim Zolciak’s before and after pregnant photos on Instagram is you explaining why you follow Kim Zolciak on Instagram. Catatonia patients in recliners have an excuse for not changing the channel. If for... READ MORE

As a seventeen year old Kim Zolciak banged a forty-five year old police sergeant interviewing her as part of an investigation. She has a nursing degree her nursing college can’t seem to corroborate. She’s made six kids by different... READ MORE