My initial thought when I ponder over the idea of 21-year-old womens underwear is what the smell on that thing must be like. My guess is a mixture of moth balls from being forgotten for so long in an... READ MORE

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants... READ MORE

Kathy Griffen may not be the most intelligent, most beautiful, or funniest woman around town, but she knows how to survive. And whose survival techniques are better to emulate than that of the human cockroaches known as the Kardashians.... READ MORE

The sassy starlet chatted it up with something called Broadly - which we can assume is a publication dedicated to women with huge broad linebacker shoulders - and opened up about how everyone inexplicably hates her. How could this... READ MORE

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE

Paris Hilton danced her way into obscurity before but now she wants to tango with relevance once more. She’s somewhat smart for using socialite to describe her profession instead of party prostitute or porn star, both of which could... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is capitalizing off of feminism using a Kimoji expansion pack and boy does she mean business. If you don’t know what Kimojis are you’re probably a chauvinistic pig who needs to “slay in your lane” because “the... READ MORE

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

With 18 school shootings in 2018 it’s about time the government comes for your guns. Except there hasn’t been 18 school shootings in 2018 like so many struggling news outlets would like to lead you to believe. But don’t... READ MORE

Being the wife of a rapper requires a woman to love his jewelry just as much as you love him. Sometimes that love can put your life at risk like the time Kim Kardashian was held at gunpoint in... READ MORE