February 19, 2015 |
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Former enemies and fellow scalawags Taylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order...
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February 16, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Kris Jenner posted a photo of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad’s suede booty fashion show to start. That’s fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the...
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February 13, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
I don’t know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of...
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February 12, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
New England Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West’s tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: “Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody...
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February 12, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: “All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We...
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February 10, 2015 |
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Kanye West hogwashed in his own assholery by slamming Beck for beating Beyonce for Album of the Year at the Grammys. It’s not that 95% of the non-fedora hat wearing world isn’t wondering how the fuck Beck won album...
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January 28, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
It’s not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose...
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January 26, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashian which had his crusted jizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of her weddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign...
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January 22, 2015 |
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A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn’t really say if he...
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December 24, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, damn, I’d love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian’s tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it’s even...
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