When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. READ MORE

Kanye West sure seems nuts. Like Kim Kardashian sure seemed robbed. In eerily similar actuarial circumstances, West stands to earn a massive insurance payout for unpaid expenses and future lost revenue on the entire remainder of his Pablo Tour... READ MORE

Contrary to popular belief, you can be mentally ill and a huge asshole. Meaning, you don't get to walk around acting like a major cunt and blame it on your illness. Some schizophrenics think the clouds are cartoons. Others... READ MORE

A black dude calling out Hillary Clinton and Beyonce in the same breath is plenty enough precursor to a forced hospitalization. A pro-Trump quote is a mandatory 5150. READ MORE

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he's so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. READ MORE

Most people's first reaction upon hearing Kim Kardashian was bound and gagged and robbed in Paris was this is obvious bullshit. Also, history please don't judge us incorrectly, we weren't all into fat chicks. READ MORE

Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her French hotel room. Two men posing as police busted into her suite waving guns and presumably asking for money and jewels. Big score. Way too ruin Fashion Week, fuckers. READ MORE

Kanye's Life of Pablo pop up shops are one of those social tests that define you as a person. Do you have ten hours to wait and four hundred bucks to spend on a Life of Pablo hoodie? Could... READ MORE

Apparently Kanye West and Kylie Jenner were up for a shoe contract so the mom blasted some shit out to the press. It's not easy to turn an Olympian gay. READ MORE

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West's phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she's a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible... READ MORE