Last time I checked, Confucius wasn't a fat mentally handicapped gay rapper, and yet people are still hanging on fat mentally handicapped gay rapper Kanye West's every word regarding topics as important as slavery and proper sandal sizing. This past May West... READ MORE

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants... READ MORE

Kanye West gets way too much praise. And it’s coming from the people you’d least expect to hand him adulation. Bret Easton Ellis, the author responsible for writing the American Psycho novel that gave the world a rewatchable Christian... READ MORE

Kanye is a Kardashian conduit. The vapidity easily flows from Kim through him, finally making it’s way out into the world through a medium that almost seems like a lifelike human being. No need to search for murder clues... READ MORE

...But recently the Pinky and the Brain duo tapped into the nucleus of our reality television-obsessed culture by co-opting politics and civil rights issues for the sake of their brand. They really do want to take over the world.... READ MORE

  The most elaborate media blitz (planned or unplanned) for an album since Lady Gaga donned a flying dress for Art Pop has finally cumulated in the release of Kanye West’s Ye. The seven tracks equate to a whopping twenty-three-minutes... READ MORE

In a move that was foreshadowed by the lyrics to his song Gold Digger, gay rapper Kanye West has flippantly admitted to getting the lard sucked out of his fat man tits - a procedure that led to his... READ MORE

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

  Being a closeted gay rapper married to a botched porn star is taking its toll on Kanye West, whose ongoing Twitter meltdown is allegedly indicative of larger issues at play in his life. Like that he’s batshit crazy.... READ MORE

K-Hole: the state of being impaired after taking such large quantities of ketamine that the resulting dissociation doesn’t allow one to function properly. Also a K-Hole: the state of being impaired after subscribing to the deadly illusion of a... READ MORE