June 16, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It's hard to keep up with which young rich kid in Hollywood is currently leaving the trendy tattoo parlor with the shittiest idea for permanent ink. This was bound to happen when drinking and driving became passé for the... READ MORE
May 5, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Leaked insane musician riders should be taken with a grain of salt. The Evian baths and pre-sorted M&M's are equal parts lore and tweaking rocker shouting random shit out to his agent.
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March 14, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
You don't have to be a people person for Usher to find you, dispense throat babies, and turn you into a junior teen pop star. Justin Bieber's identifiable skills are being cute and playing some guitar. Being a selfless... READ MORE
March 9, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
A man posing as Justin Bieber on social media managed to convince dozens of underaged kids to provide him with unclothed photos. Not exactly genius, but presumably he's receiving high fives in the pedophile ranks.
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January 31, 2017 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Drake are all passing on attending the Grammys even though they have 22 nominations between them. All three not so subtly noted how the young black man is being kept down by the Grammys.... READ MORE
December 23, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The wheels of Argentinean justice move slowly. They're still figuring out what to do with all the Nazi ex-pats who arrived in '46. Especially after all the parades and celebrations.
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December 7, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest...
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November 25, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every asshole will have his day. It often coincides with an effeminate Spanish teen reaching his hand into your car window to try and stroke your chest.
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October 26, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Justin Bieber threw a temper tantrum in London protesting the fact that his screaming fans weren't taking him seriously as an artist. Sasha Grey was known to do the same during her double penetration scenes. These outbursts can last...
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October 25, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
matt-ralston|
Justin Bieber walked off stage in London because his idiot prepubescent fans wouldn't stop screaming at the sight of him. Bieber apparently feels he has a message to convey and wants to be treated as a serious artist and...
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