Justin Bieber made his second appearance on CSI last night, playing, “a troubled teen whose brother was killed by the CSI.” In the end, Justin goes looking for a fight, and just like it would in real life, he... READ MORE

When asked about abortion and rape, Justin Bieber said, “everything happens for a reason.” I just wanted to get that out of the way. To sort of quantify his other observations in the new Rolling Stone, when asked about... READ MORE

Justin Bieber is the biggest star on earth right now if you’re under 12 or creepy, and last night was the LA premiere of his movie Never Say Never. And for some reason Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl took... READ MORE

Music awards are dumb in general, music award shows are practically retarded, and music award shows where the winners are determined solely by fan voting are off in the corner putting their dicks in an open light socket. I... READ MORE

In between songs at a concert in Sacramento, some music lover in the audience did what all of us were thinking and threw a water bottle at Justin Biebers face. Is there some kind of brick shortage I don’t... READ MORE