Kid Rock appeared on the Howard Stern show earlier this week to talk about his new tour, and for some reason he decided to take a moment to comment on Justin Bieber‘s current career “trajectory”, comparing the 19-year old... READ MORE

Instagram added video today so that people who feel that their personal photos are precious gifts to the world can feel equally as obnoxious about their motion pictures. If you think I’m just being a cranky old bastard, consider... READ MORE

Rihanna has given Justin Bieber a Chris Brown-sized beating to become the most viewed artist on YouTube. Bieber used to be the YouTube champ, his videos getting millions of hits from the pedophiles and obese teens who make up... READ MORE

Painter Elizabeth Peyton unveiled her latest work to the art world this week, which to the horror of many of her fans, was a giant goofy picture of Justin Bieber. Mind you, Elizabeth Peyton isn’t some obese loser doing... READ MORE

It’s hard to say who to root for in a showdown between teen lesbian Justin Bieber and the paparazzi that hound him everywhere he goes. It’s like you’re a North Korean train driver running off the tracks and you... READ MORE

The last thing Justin Bieber wants is attention. When he shrinks his 5’4″, 120 lb. frame, he can become invisible to modern radar and out of focus for most paparazzi cameras. His petite size and flexibility enables the Canadian... READ MORE

I don’t know what genius convinced the artist Justin Bieber to sign up for space travel, but very well done. An imp conceived in the Underworld like this twatnut can not be destroyed while within his earthly confines. Just... READ MORE

My leather outfit looks amazing. My indoor shades are tight. The bling is all there. My fierce tats are popping. I’ve got courtside seats to Game 7. I’m kind of a Heat fan. I’ve got the new chapeau they... READ MORE

Bieber is in serious trouble with his home owners association, and you know those old ladies and power mad closet cases do not fuck around.  It seems that his neighbors in the exclusive Calabasas neighborhood have had enough of... READ MORE

Keyshawn Johnson chased down a speeding Justin Bieber this weekend — and tried to confront the singer about his dangerous driving habits — but JB ran away like a scared little child … eyewitnesses tell TMZ. Unlike most people,... READ MORE