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Justin Bieber Brings A Chick Onstage In Puerto Rico

October 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I’m that chick in China who Bieber brought up on stage to cream her pants in front of one billion of her countrymen I’d be kind of pissed to see him pulling the exact same crap in Puerto... READ MORE

Bieber’s Weed Dealer Gets Bieber Tattoo

October 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s weed dealer paid the little lesbian the ultimate tribute by getting his weasel face tattooed on his arm. Milk Tyson, (that’s right, Milk), claims to be the weed dealer to the stars. Considering there’s a weed dispensary... READ MORE

Bieber Gets Into Slap Fight To Represent Hip Hop

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It seems that Justin Bieber got into a bit of a tussle when a DJ refused to play hip hop at a club. The incident happened in South Korea when a shirtless Bieber, his hairless girlish chest gleaming with... READ MORE

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They’re Racist

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people…like Chris Brown.... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Makes A Girl Cry in China

October 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s really no escaping the masculine powerhouse that is Justin Bieber. His oozing testosterone was enough to bring one lucky Chinese girl to tears when Justin brought her up on stage during a Shanghai concert and began stroking her... READ MORE

Bieber Won’t Get Reamed For Spitting On The Dick Next Door

October 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber will not be charged forĀ an incident in which he threatened and then spit on one of his neighbors. The expectorant happened when the douche that lives next door to Justin got on the Biebs tender girlish ass... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Carried Up the Great Wall of China

October 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber had his minions carry him up a section of the Great Wall of China so he could feel like Emperor Ming inspecting his grand creation. Also, to prove the basic law of physics that it’s not that... READ MORE

There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his “entourage” members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Ruins Everything

September 16, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is the human taint. He’s like an STD minus any of the fun you had in acquiring him. Imagine you stubbed your toe on a table leg and it gave you herpes. That’s Justin Bieber. Earlier, we... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is Trying To Ruin Superman

September 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber has every comic book geek from here to Metropolis freaking out over the above image that he posted to Instagram on Saturday, because everyone thinks it means that the boy with the mustache made of pubes is... READ MORE

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