All men are no longer allowed to make mistakes and must be on their P’s and Q’s when it comes to their colleague’s T and A.

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Johnny Depp is poised to have a significant role in the upcoming sequel to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them as feminists posing as Harry Potter fans are insisting he be sacked.

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You can sort of sniff when you're near the end of a Monopoly game and you're not going to be the eventual winner. In his few sober moments, Johnny Depp must be coming to a similar sensibility. 

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How far reaching is the Kardashian Klan's reach of ruin? There might be a conspiracy somewhere buried in those couch cushions.

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In Hollywood, your professional reps and personal assistants are like your family. So, only loyal to the dollar. Assume while you've been drinking most of your adult life, your esteemed ten-percenters have been sober and learning shit about you... READ MORE

In his current physical state, Johnny Depp couldn't assassinate a wingless bee. In his previous physical state, it would've been a fair fight. The bracelet jiggling wino and self-deluded hippy cowboy made an appearance at the Glastonbury arts festival... READ MORE

The business management firm Johnny Depp is suing for leaving him cash poor after twenty years of raking massive paydays is countersuing and releasing emails sent from their reps to Depp urging him to stop spending like a fucking... READ MORE

Johnny Depp has made a fortune on any number of big budget movies that largely haven't fared well at the box office. He annually ranks as one of the worst cost-benefit lead actors in Hollywood. He rakes on films... READ MORE

Johnny Depp has fired his long time agent at UTA because he's reportedly sick of paying the commissions on his movie deals and his lying whore ex-wife. Seven million bucks per one marital blowjob is a great cut.

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When a lesbian you married on a pinot noir bender demands seven million to leave quietly, you have two choices. Only one is legal. READ MORE