When John Mayer told Playboy that sex with Jessica Simpson was like a drug that he could never get enough of, it was the nicest thing anyone had said about her in two years, but for some reason she’s... READ MORE

JOHN MAYER – apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he’s a different person now and can’t believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview... READ MORE

JON GOSSELIN – has a tiny penis, according to his ex girlfriend, Halley Glassman. “He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. (I) would laugh about it with my mom.” Jon Gosselin had no comment, the... READ MORE

Black and white alike all hate John Mayer now after his comments about women and race were published in Playboy yesterday. The only person who seems happy about it is Jessica Simpson in this TMZ video, because him saying... READ MORE

The vast majority of John Mayers Playboy interview (now online at Playboy.com) is made up of the reporter occasionally interrupting while Mayer composes a love letter to himself. The Jessica Simpson stuff has already been covered, but Mayer goes... READ MORE

This Jessica Simpson story from John Mayer (as told to Playboy, recapped here by Us.com) is way hotter if you ignore what she looks like now and remember what she looked like then. Back when she was Daisy, as... READ MORE

I wanna punch John Mayer in his stupid face for having the nerve to dump Minka Kelly.  WhoTF does he think he is.  She’s essentially perfect.  Great skin, long hair, good tits and just enough ass to get high-fives... READ MORE

JOHN MAYER – gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer... READ MORE

BRUCE WILLIS – officially married Emma Heming yesterday in a private civil ceremony in Beverly Hills.  Their Caribbean wedding last weekend is not recognized in the US. Also not recognized in the US: Page 3 superstar Eve Wyrwal. (NSFW... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer two weeks ago, but at least she had a good reason.  She went to Europe to promote “Hotel for Dogs” or whatever it was, and while she was there he updated his... READ MORE