Most girls would just take a guys hand to steady themselves, but Katy Perry went right for John Mayers dick last night as she very cautiously stepped off a curb, as if she thought the street might be made... READ MORE

Katy Perry and John Mayer were in New York today (his 35th birthday) and, as always, she hid her face and hung her head in shame. He has got to be getting tired of this. If I were dating... READ MORE

A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that’s why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They’ll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back... READ MORE

The great love of our time, the romance between Katy Perry and John Mayer, has come to an end according to People. As in the magazine, not just a crowd. The pair seemed like a good match, according to... READ MORE

Though they haven’t gone out together again in public since last week, E! says that Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spending lots of time at his house in the Hollywood Hills. But wait, does that include overnight... READ MORE

Last week it was mentioned on here that Katy Perry was maybe dating John Mayer now, and this week it’s being mentioned again because they were at Chateau Marmont together last night. Meaning it might actually be true. And... READ MORE

Us magazine asks the question, “What would Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson say?” Which is probably rhetorical but one would say “Brraaadd…” through tears and the other would say, “Rut are you tawkin about” because her mouth was full... READ MORE

John Mayer tells Rolling Stone that he was humiliated by Taylor Swift, perhaps because she laughed when he took his pants off for the first time, a pain I know all too well, though in hindsight I wish I... READ MORE

Taylor Swift, who is 20, briefly dated John Mayer, who is 33, last year while collaborating on her record, and since every bad date this vindictive lunatic ever goes on gets a song about it, it’s a safe bet... READ MORE

JON MAYER – went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is “full of shit”, in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but... READ MORE