I’m not sure if it’s legally allowed to list another person as the cause of death on a death certificate, but Jennifer Garner is about to be the reason Ben Affleck gets his death diploma early and graduates to... READ MORE

Rehab isn’t working. Ben Affleck is treating the facility like a free ride at a community college. I wouldn’t be surprised if the rehab that he enrolled in was actually a course at a community college, From Functioning Alcoholic To... READ MORE

Imagine finally reaching adulthood and being so boring that you decide ants make okay pets. Jennifer Garner just refuses to grow up. She was so upset over her pet chicken passing away that she decided to make her new... READ MORE

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE