October 16, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
I’m starting to believe that all of the anger everyone had reserved for James Gunn was just for show. I’d love to see the production of Suicide Squad 2 come to a screeching halt. If there’s any individuals that...
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September 19, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Jared Leto is a lot of things. An actor, a musician, and most recently, a victim of the male pay gap. If you’re in the LA area, you can get a glimpse of Jared protesting the injustice in a...
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July 5, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
The best thing about being woke is that it’s fairly noncommittal, and as long as you categorize a cat call as aggressive sexual assault and get a haircut that would make the ladies from The L Word vomit, you...
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April 10, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
They’re smug, pretentious, and utilize penny-farthings as their main source of transportation. They infest inner city areas areas like cockroaches, forcing bodegas out in order to open up overpriced fair trade coffee shops. They wear lumberjack uniforms with the...
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November 13, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Last night marked the twenty-first annual MTV European Music Awards, where the who's whose of sassy starlets gathered to celebrate all of the vast achievements in contemporary music created on the same Casio keyboard. While appearances by fourteen-year-old Snapchat stars who you've never heard... READ MORE
October 6, 2017 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Contrary to popular assumptions, I hope this movie isn’t targeted to cater to men who receive thoughtless Father’s Day gift sets exclusively from Target every year.
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August 25, 2017 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Suicide Squad was an insipid film at best. Jared Leto as joker filled those seats in the theater. And just like Hollywood to not issue an apology and refund, we got served with a spinoff.
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August 3, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle....
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May 23, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
Jared Leto might be an androgynous Scientologist drone who sees dead people but at least he can fucking do something. That's him in the front climbing a cliff in Yosemite. Being sober definitely has its benefits. If your lifestyle...
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November 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jared Leto was tasked with the obligatory awards ceremony ode to third world suffering felt heavily by wealthy celebrities because of how many foreign speaking nannies and gardeners they employ. Also, many of them are presently fucking Czech models. Leto read a...
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