Of course when I said, “who wants look at Lindsay any more than they have to”, I forgot the footage of her falling down last night. Everyone can enjoy something like that. Especially this one. It’s not an innocent... READ MORE

Anyone can trip and fall, but when Lindsay Lohan does it at night it’s natural to assume it’s because this dumb rummy was drunk again. Of course her mouth is open in some of these, so maybe the explanation... READ MORE

On her birthday last year, Jennifer Love Bacon dressed up like whatever that bitches name was in that movie and stood outside Tiffanys. This year, she peered out from behind her gate then walked into the street because someone... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy... READ MORE

Mel B and her husband whose name I don’t remember and don’t feel like looking up walked the red carpet in Venice, Italy last night for the premiere of the Nic Cage sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and kudos to... READ MORE

When Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday to 5 years’ probation and 6 months’ of community service for beating Rihanna on February 8th, the judge also refused Rihannas request to strike down the order demanding Brown stay at least 300... READ MORE

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the... READ MORE

Hollywood actors are often pretty dumb, and many really famous actors are practically retarded. Their job is to read a sentence and then a few days later say it out loud, and they can rarely even do that on... READ MORE

You hear a lot of so-called “facts” in the media about smoking and cancer, or at least you do if you’re not Christina Applegate, who knocked down a few smokes this weekend in Italy.  It’s true she had breast... READ MORE

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on Will and Grace, she brought 75 assistants, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat. In 2005, Mariah Carey had her limo circle the... READ MORE