First off, Lena Dunham looks not horrifying in the picture above, and it’s pretty disconcerting. If we can’t rely on Dunham to look like a halfheartedly trans Pillsbury Doughboy, what can we rely on? Dunham being a psycho ex-girlfriend,... READ MORE

Thank God the depression Lena Dunham is suffering from Jack Antonoff calling it quits with her hasn’t led to her offing herself. The world would probably fall apart if she were no longer here. Because whenever anyone is having... READ MORE

In the words of an ugly Canadian – Thank you disillusionment, Thank you frailty, Thank you consequence. Lena Dunham’s Ex Jack Antonoff is a Brooklyn hipster body positive gender neutral semi-man piece of shit, and would never buy into labels... READ MORE

Imagine making millions from the music industry in America only to never have eaten Cap’n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or Lucky Charms ever in your life. Lorde was lucky enough to have Lena Dunham’s leftovers lying around the apartment... READ MORE

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her... READ MORE

Lena Dunham has a boyfriend. All you girls feeling sorry for yourselves for being single should feel even sorrier. Dunham’s boyfriend, musician Jack Antonoff, put a ring on it. It being Dunham’s sausage finger. Stay calm. It’s not an... READ MORE

Lena Dunham is pressuring her mongoloid boyfriend Jack Antonoff to marry her now that there is marriage equality throughout the land. I’d jump that train while you have the chance. This caboose has traction. Read all about Lena’s latest narcissitic... READ MORE