I’m just discovering who Laurence Fox is. English actor, singer-songwriter and guitarist. He was also married to Billie Piper, whoever the fuck that is. I guess he’s been pretty famous in England for a while, but for all the... READ MORE

Blac Chyna looks like Sammy Sosa with syphilis, so naturally, any time her name is brought up people tend to find it upsetting. This time it’s for selling skin whitening cream. As if the blonde wig wasn’t bad enough,... READ MORE

#nofilter #noretouching A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on Aug 8, 2018 at 10:34am PDT   At fifty-one-years-old, Salma Hayek’s gigantic boobs have been turning boys into masturbating men for decades, and even if they weren’t a... READ MORE

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

  Thanks to a reader request, I remembered that Ariel Winter is still alive and is still a big sloppy dump truck with big sloppy tits, so, here we are. Being obviously momentarily delusional after witnessing the overwhelming beauty... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian's choice in men who are either coke heads or serial cheaters is just the buzz-worthy boost her career needed, and now she's all set to eclipse her brothel mates as the grossest of them all. But not... READ MORE

AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne is the only useless piece of shit that matters in this world, and thanks to a new video from Vogue, we know that I'm not the only one who sees the magic in this... READ MORE

Women manically twirling in front of the camera makes up an increasingly large percentage of the Internet, and while no one, and I do mean no one, will look as unhinged as Britney Spears doing her Kohl’s fashion shows,... READ MORE

Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. Kim Kardashian can’t read. After an afternoon of grazing in a field of penises and laxatives, the most majestic centaur around saddled up to her supposed “inaugural book club meeting” to... READ MORE

These days follower counts are directly correlated with self-esteem. It's NBA Finals game seven pressure when the numbers start to drop. 

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