February 18, 2016 |
celebrity |
josh-j|
At a recent Bernie Sanders rally, rapper and political activist Killer Mike said, “A uterus doesn’t qualify you to be President of the United States.” Clearly he meant don’t vote for Hillary just because she’s a woman. Which is 95%...
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February 8, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Aging feminists are literally dying to see a woman in the White House. Any woman. Hillary Clinton is the last chance. While Bernie Sanders clearly represents the more 60’s socialist dreamer wing of the party and Clinton represents the old school...
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January 26, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham is Hillary Clinton’s biggest fan. It’s like being endorsed by Satan. Or Satan’s more annoying fat sister who used to diddle Satan’s younger sister when she was in kindergarten then wrote a book about it lauded by wealthy...
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January 11, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham took over the Hillary Clinton Instagram account for the weekend in a convergence of non-fetching women so intense it almost collapsed the space time continuum. Dunham kicked off the weekend with a few posts about her cute...
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December 29, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Gallup released its poll of the most liked woman in America and Hillary Clinton won for the 20th time. An odd thing since nobody likes Hillary Clinton. Spin classes packed with middle aged like-minded women at best compare Clinton...
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December 23, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Either you believe Donald Trump is a blowhard who you’d routinely punch in the gunt if he didn’t have security or he’s an incredibly honed in wordsmith who uses the subtleties of language to lure in voters. Trump’s been...
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October 15, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Bernie Sanders supporters are largely more educated than Clinton supporters, but widely less practical. Despite the fact that Sanders college-aged Internet minions flooded the polling sites post Democratic debate to declare Bernie Sanders the hippy atheist god almighty, every...
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September 3, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Hillary Clinton emails reveal that her close confidant and warm hands travel companion Huma Abedin makes about half a mill a year being Clinton’s special assistant. Abedin often complains it’s not enough. It’s a combination of her government salary along with a...
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July 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Hillary Clinton had a department store on Fifth Avenue closed down so she could get a $600 haircut, or as she calls it, relating to the middle class. Bergdorf Goodman is apparently not a flamboyant composer of dramatic show...
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June 16, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Somebody in the Hillary Clinton campaign camped assigned with making Hillary seem less like a lesbian shrunken apple head signed the candidate up for Spotify and announced her playlist of Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Kelly Clarkson....
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