TITTIES – I don’t know which college humor editor got dumped by Amanda, but matching her against Brittany in this bikini contest really can’t be considered anything other than sarcastic.  She would have a better chance playing tennis against... READ MORE

RIHANNA – Lawyers for Chris Brown want the charges dropped because it was all a misunderstanding when he beat the shit out of Rihanna.  “He will argue it was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.”  Wow. ... READ MORE

SCARLETT JOHANSSON – Scar has joined the cast of "Iron Man 2", joining Robert Downy, Don Cheadle and Mickey Rourke.  Scarlett will play Black Widow, a Russian with long red hair, huge breasts and pouty lips.  Iron Man wants... READ MORE