BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos.  Oh of course, the backwards kick!  Next time is... READ MORE

JOHN MAYER – gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer... READ MORE

WOLVERINE – the X-Men sequel won’t hit theatres for another month, but a nearly finished print leaked online last night around 7:30.  The source of the leak is still unknown, but I assume that Dougray Scott somehow did it. ... READ MORE

BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating.  Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport.  Or because you can see... READ MORE

BRUCE WILLIS – officially married Emma Heming yesterday in a private civil ceremony in Beverly Hills.  Their Caribbean wedding last weekend is not recognized in the US. Also not recognized in the US: Page 3 superstar Eve Wyrwal. (NSFW... READ MORE

T.I. – sentenced today to 366 days in jail for possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers by a convicted felon.  It's part of a plea deal that includes 1,500 hours of community service and a $100,000 fine, but... READ MORE

ASHLEE SIMPSON – Page Six says, “Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee and Pete are having trouble … ‘(they’re) on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home’ ”. The story is way better if you... READ MORE

ANNA NICOLE SMITH – if the actions of Howard K. Stern directly led to her death, he could be charged with secondary murder or involuntary manslaughter, which is less serious, even though it sounds way worse.  “Slaughter”.  It's like... READ MORE

KIM KARDASHIAN –  “Everyone was laughing at her.”   Because she can’t pronounce “philanthropy”.  As you might guess, that came up when she emceed the Rush Philanthropic benefit.  There's no video, so just picture a whore playing Password.  “Phil-a …... READ MORE

DAVID LETTERMAN – “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko."  Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003. ... READ MORE