MICHAEL LOHAN – Lindsays dad was apparently arrested on April 6th for threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to break up with him.  I wonder if that worked.  I normally just beg and cry and... READ MORE

MIKE TYSON –  his 4-year-old daughter is on life support after being found hanging from a treadmill cord.  What a pervert!  (source = us.com) WEEKEND BOX OFFICE –  “Star Trek” came in third, bringing it’s three week haul to... READ MORE

SHAWN JOHNSON – The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of “Dancing With The Stars” last night. It’s the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, “but will... READ MORE

SHERLOCK HOLMES – the first trailer for “Sherlock Holmes”, starring Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Jude Law and written/directed by Guy Ritchie, broke today. It seems a lot like the old Sherlock Holmes, except Guy Ritchie-r. KATE HUDSON –... READ MORE

PAM ANDERSON – might be broke and living in a trailer park.  Courtney Love said: “Pam doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in... READ MORE

RUBINA ALI – police in India have found no evidence that her father tried to sell the “Slumdog Millionaire” actress for $400,000.  Wait I thought it was 300,000?  See, this is why you always bring the coupon when buying... READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – should brace himself for “the costliest celebrity divorce ever”.  Expected to lose half a billion dollars, he’ll easily pass other celebrity divorces like Michael Jordan (168m), Steven Spielberg (100m), and Paul McCartney (48.6m).  And his wife... READ MORE

ED WESTWICK – the Gossip Girl star has apparently gotten so fat they had to buy an entirely new wardrobe for the show.  This could be a real problem, especially if some magic spell causes more than 300 people... READ MORE

CELINE DION – is in talks to buy the NHL’s Montreal Canadians.  And maybe after that Bette Middler can buy the UFC, and we’ll just fag up all the good sports one by one.  (source = reuters) KANYE WEST... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON – a Nashville web site says she has been dropped by her country record label.  Her tour has, “been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.”  How GD bad was it that a country music... READ MORE