JESSICA ALBA – gave birth to her second child Saturday night, another baby girl, named Haven Garner Warren. There’s no word on if Alba is home from the hospital yet, but since she’s Mexican she’ll probably stop at the... READ MORE

COLDPLAY – announced today that their next record is called ‘Mylo Xyloto’. Which I believe is Latin for “Homo Music”. (coldplay.com) ALEC BALDWIN – will host SNL for the 16th time during the season premiere on September 24th. Radiohead... READ MORE

AMY WINEHOUSE – will be buried tomorrow in a private funeral service in London. So for her sake I hope she’s actually dead. (abc news) CAPTAIN AMERICA – won the weekend box office with $65.1 million, Harry Potter was... READ MORE

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD – will return to MTV later this year, and now there’s a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet “Dealin... READ MORE

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2 – basically broke every major box office record there is this weekend, including ‘first midnight showing’ ($43.5M), ‘opening day’ ($92.1M), ‘weekend: domestic’ ($168.5M), ‘weekend: worldwide’ ($475.5M), and ‘most malleable fanbase’. (mojo)... READ MORE

MARTIN SCORSESE – has released a trailer for his movie ‘Hugo’, which is notable because it’s Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy... READ MORE

ED NORTON – is in talks to play the villain opposite Jeremy Renner in ‘the Bourne Legacy’, the new run of Jason Bourne movies that don’t have Jason Bourne in them. I would just call them Harry Potter movies,... READ MORE

TRACY MORGAN – is in trouble again for making fun of people during his stand-up, this time about the mentally handicapped. Um, I think that’s just the way he normally talks. This is a big misunderstanding. (e!) PARTY DOWN... READ MORE

DAVE CHAPELLE – walked around NYC this weekend, and if you’re wondering what he’s been doing since he left ‘The Chapelle Show’, the answer apparently is, “millions of push-ups.” ( READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHANS PUBLICIST– is upset that someone sold a picture of an open wine bottle at Lindsays house because he would have paid more for it and her current drinking, “never would have been an issue.” Because if I... READ MORE