Sean Penn is throwing another hissy fit today because he pouts like a little girl if everyone doesn’t kiss his ass 24 hours a day. The new temper tantrum is about his heroic efforts in Haiti. He says he... READ MORE

After Hurricane Katrina turned New Orleans into Atlantis on August 29th of 2005, Sean Penn and his red cup arrived to save the day. And by “after”, I mean on September 4th, when the water had gone done and... READ MORE

Earlier this week John Travolta and Scientology fixed Haiti when Travolta, who is an actor from Hollywood(!), loaded up his Boeing 707 and personally delivered enough shaman and copies of ‘Dianetics’ to fix the troubled island once and for... READ MORE

The United States now has 20,000 troops in Haiti to distribute food, water and medical supplies to those effected by the earthquake, but there’s still a need for more of basically everything. Except for a silver Versace dress. They’re... READ MORE

The bad news is that the airport in Haiti can only handle 130 flights a day, so it’s been hard to get all the supplies and experts needed to help those effected by the earthquake. The good news is... READ MORE

There’s a lot of talk these days about the people of Haiti and how we need to help them, but these pictures may blow the lid off that scam. Miranda Kerr is on a Caribbean island just like the... READ MORE

Dozens of fancy Hollywood stars paused from yelling at their Haitian housekeeper last week to go pitch in at the ‘Hope For Haiti Now’ telethon, and because of them it raised over 61 million dollars. Jessica Simpson wasn’t part... READ MORE

THE HURT LOCKER – was (rightfully) named the best picture of the year by the Producers Guild of America this weekend, giving it some momentum heading toward the Academy Awards. Unfortunately it’s only made $12M so far. They should... READ MORE

Speaking of Haiti and the telethon, the list of Hollywood stars who will be manning the phones is now out (highlights below, full list under the cut). What a sexy telethon this is gonna be. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston,... READ MORE

The big Haiti telethon is tomorrow night, to be aired live on dozens of stations with sexy Hollywood stars staffing the phones, and not only did George Clooney organize much of it, now he’s set the bar with a... READ MORE