First off, this is fake news from the get-go. Plenty of men have handled the Jenndashians. Kind of the tentpole of their existence. You don’t want to downplay your strengths if your entire resume reads “Work Experience: Damp Hole.”... READ MORE

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While her parents were praying for the mortal destruction of gays and Jews, Katy Perry was praying for big tits. According to her heavily managed interview in GQ magazine, it’s all Katy ever wanted as a little girl: “I... READ MORE

At one point, Robin Wright Penn was so good looking, she started cursing at Hollywood for only giving her roles for hot ladies. So she tried to ugly herself up and wear lots of bad makeup and disfiguring details... READ MORE

I can’t possibly pronounce this chick’s name. But she’s now become famous for being in a French movie having an extended sex scene with Lea Seydoux. You can tell she’s French because she’s drinking a Coke through a straw.... READ MORE

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night’s GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn’t name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party... READ MORE

I don’t know much about Rita Ora. I know that like most young British pop music stars listening to her music will cause blood to flow from your ears and your testicles to shrink to the size of raisins.... READ MORE

You can’t be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I’ll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown... READ MORE