Jesus, PETA what now? It started with preventing ranchers from forcing farm animal genitals first into the extruder. We all winced and said, fine. Now it's no wool. That's fucking hair. READ MORE

Could be somebody had a hundred bucks in their pocket and a pedo-endearing photo shoot idea that looked good on paper. We didn’t deal with this French chick who’s come to America to take our reality show public attention... READ MORE

Whoring used to be a surreptitious profession. Girls had cover jobs like waitress or Macy’s makeup counter associate and you wondered how they could afford an Audi. Maybe their daddy was rich or they lost a lung as a... READ MORE