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Suge Knight Counts on Mayweather (VIDEO)

May 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suge Knight remains behind bars awaiting his murder trial for plowing his truck into two dudes who looked at him squirrelly. His attorney claims that Knight’s good buddy Floyd Mayweather is coming to post Knight’s $10 million bail after... READ MORE

Mexico Has Priorities

April 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mexico has not done very well as far as having potable water or sinks or faucets or a functioning government or lawful police force but they arranged for everyone in their country who has a TV to get the... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Is a Mark

April 7, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather reportedly spent $25,000 on the mouthguard he will wear in the upcoming Manny Pacquiao fight and contentious decision. ItĀ is stuffed with at least one real hundred dollar bill. Given these things generously cost a few hundred bucks... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Gay for Luggage

February 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular belief not all dudes express themselves through uncontrollable consumerism are gay. Some are just real dumb and want to prove to the companies selling them overpriced garbage that they have enough money to afford it. You... READ MORE

We Can Stop Talking About This Now

February 2, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed to a super boring fight that Mayweather will win in a controversial decision they both end up laughing about in the money counting room. Guys don’t die in the ring anymore... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Has Things

January 6, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather posted a photo of himself, his private jet, and eight of his cars which total over $7 million in value. Mayweather has grossedĀ over $400 million in his career yet he’s unaware shit like this is reserved for... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Victimized But Not in Any Fun Way

December 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather was in Saks acting like an asshole and some lady called the police on him for pissing in a bathroom that was supposedly blocked off for a private event. The cops didn’t care because the malls are... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather Pro Life, Not Privacy

November 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather is being sued by his ex fiancee Shantel Jackson because he allegedly beat the shit out of her and publicly outed her for having an abortion. She sees this as an invasion of privacy and definitely no... READ MORE

Floyd Mayweather’s Son Seems Torn

November 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather’s 14 year old son Koraun Mayweather did a lengthy interview for a USA Today piece where he called his father a “coward” for beating the shit out of his mom. Koraun was in the house at the... READ MORE

Mayweather Pays To Play

November 20, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Floyd Mayweather hired ten strippers to twerk for an Instagram video in his hotel room in a sad attempt to show how culturally relevant he is. It’s also possible he contrived the whole thing as a lame excuse to... READ MORE

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