Elizabeth Ruiz, the woman accused of extorting Von Miller for $2.5 million over their sex tape now says she only kept the video so she could use it for masturbation. That's a clever excuse, sounds like your lawyer sucks.... READ MORE

In a not surprising development, Von Miller appears to like his women to be on the thick side. Miller met Elizabeth Ruiz while on vacation in Mexico. Ruiz is an American citizen, you fucking racists. READ MORE